If an individual’s love for another was measured by how many times that individual purposely touched the other’s poop to clean his/her tush, then son, you are the one I love the most!
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Love and Poop
Posted in Letters, tagged clean, Love, poop, tush on January 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Heaven Sent
Posted in Letters, tagged antics, devil, heaven sent, naughty on December 16, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Son, you are heaven sent, but sometimes you can really test your mommy’s and my patience. You make a mess of the living room. You mess up your books almost immediately after we’ve organized them. You dial random numbers (once, you dialled 911!) on our phones. You walk without slippers. You pressed the reset button [...]
Thank God for Bubbles!
Posted in Letters, tagged bath time, bathing, bathroom, bubbles, playtime on December 11, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
When I tried my hand in bathing you since I came home late last month, I was surprised by how much you screamed and cried like a little pig being led to the slaughterhouse! I was wondering if you’ve, of late, come to dislike taking a bath that much, but your mommy told me that [...]
Overwhelmed again
Posted in Letters on June 22, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I’m sorry for being a sloppy daddy these past few days, son. Having been away from you for the past six months, I feel like a new father again: I’m trying to re-learn the things that you’re trying to say to me all over again, trying to re-learn your sleeping patterns, and trying to re-learn [...]